Funny Things That People Say
Today I recieved an e-mail which I thought was quite funny. It contained a few things that people had said.
Here are just a few of the quotes:
In Southport: A mother talking to her son:
“Put your hood down so the wind can blow away your dandruff”
Watching the News at a friend’s house – news footage of Iraq, with burnt out vehicles and bombed buildings all around – my friend’s mother says ‘lovely blue sky isn’t it!’.
At the bottom of Grafton St in Dublin there is a small pedestrian crossing. A couple of years ago my cousin was walking down Grafton St with a mate after work on his way home. As the lights changed, they made that beeping noise – Two American girls were standing beside them and asked what the noise was. My cousin told them that it was to let blind people know that the lights had changed, to which the American replied “wow, that is so advanced! In America, we don’t let our blind people drive!!
Overheard in Central Edinburgh. American tourist looking at the view across the Firth of Forth to Fife, says to his friend “Is that Norway?”
Can people really be this dim and not realise it???
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