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Here are just a few more jokes and funny quotes about flying:

Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, “What was the problem?” “The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine,” explained the Flight Attendant, “and it took us a while to find a new pilot.”

A man was caught in a flood. Two men came by in a boat to rescue him, but he waved them away shouting “No the Lord will save me”
One hour later another boat came along, but the man said “No the Lord will save me”
Eventually, a helicopter arrived but the man insisted, “The Lord will save Me”
Unfortunately the man drowned and at the gates of heaven he asked St. Peter “Why didn’t the Lord save me?”
St. Peter replied “for crying out loud, he sent two boats and a helicopter, what more do you want?!”

Aviation Quotes:

“That’s not flying, that’s just falling with style.”

— Woody, from the 1996 movie ‘Toy Story,’ regarding Buzz Lightyear.

“Mumbai, what number am I in the landing sequence?”
“By the time you land, sir, you will be number one.”