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1. Reply to everything someone says with “that’s what you think.”
2. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
3. Ask people what gender they are.
4. Sing along at the opera.
5. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn’t rhyme.
6. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook.
7. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sexual favours.”
8. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
9. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
10. Disassemble your pen and “accidentally” flip the ink cartridge across the room.

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