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What exactly is the difference between prison and work, “what a stupid question” you may ask yourself, well maybe not!! Please read on and I will explain the logic of the above question.

In Prison: You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell
At Work: You spend most of your time in an 6X6 cubicle

In Prison: You get three meals a day, fully paid for
At Work: You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself

In Prison: For good behaviour, you get time off
At Work: For good behaviour, you get more work

In Prison: The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
At Work: You must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself

In Prison: You can watch TV and play games
At Work: You could get fired for watching TV and playing games

In Prison: You get your own toilet
At Work: You have to share the toilet with people who pee on the seat

In Prison: They allow your family and friends to visit
At Work: You aren’t even supposed to speak to your family

In Prison: All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
At Work: You must pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from Your salary to pay for prisoners

In Prison: You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
At Work: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

In Prison: You must deal with sadistic wardens
At Work: They are called ‘managers’

THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE.