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A plane is about to crash. There are 5 passengers on-board but only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger says ” I am Ronaldo, the best footballer in the world. The football world needs me and I cannot die on my fans”.

He grabs the first parachute and jumps out of the plane.

The second passenger, Hillary Clinton says ” I am the wife of the former president of the United States, I am the senator of New York an I have a good chance of being president of the United States Of America in the future”

She grabs a parachute and jumps off the plane.

The third passenger, George W. Bush says ” I am the president of the United States Of America. I have huge responsibility’s around the world, Besides, I am the smartest president in the history of my country and I cannot shun the responsibility of my people by dying”

He grabs a pack and jumps off the plane.

The fourth passenger, The Pope says to the fifth passenger, a young school boy: ” I am old. I have lived my life as a good person as a priest should and so I shall leave the last parachute to you; you have the rest of your life ahead of you”.

To this the little boy says: Don’t fret old man…………There is a parachute for both of us!

The smartest president of America took my school bag….”