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For thousands of years, men have tried to understand the rules when dealing with women. Finally, this merit/demerit guide will help you to understand just how it works. Remember, in the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are deducted. You don’t get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that’s the way the game is played.

Here is a guide to the points system:

SIMPLE DUTIES

You make the bed…..+1
You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows….0
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets…..-1
You leave the toilet seat up…..-5
You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty……0
When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex…..-1
When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom…..-2
You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings……+5
In the snow …..+8
But return with beer…..-5
And no liners…..-25

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