Love And Marriage

Wife: “What are you doing?”
Husband: “Nothing”.
Wife: “Nothing…? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.”
Husband: “I was looking for the expiry date.”

Wife: “Do you want dinner?”
Husband: “Sure! What are my choices?”
Wife: “Yes or no.”

runawaybride.jpgWife: “You always carry my photo in your wallet.. Why?”
Hubby: “When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.”
Wife: “You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?”
Hubby: “Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?”

Girl: “When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.”
Boy: “It’s very kind of you, darling, but I don’t have any worries or troubles.”
Girl: “Well that’s because we aren’t married yet.”

Son: “Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.”
Mum: “Well, you have done the right thing.”
Son: “But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.”

A newly married man asked his wife, “Would you have married me if my father hadn’t left me a fortune?”
“Honey,” the woman replied sweetly, “I’d have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!


Girl to her boyfriend:
One kiss and I’ll be yours forever. The guy replies: “Thanks for the early warning.”

A wife asked her husband: “What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?” He looked at her from head to toe and replied: “I like your sense of humour!”



One Response to “Love And Marriage”

  1. isti Says:

    LOL these are really funny.

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