Plan Your Retirement Carefully
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have had exactly $16.50?left of the original $1000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer or wine one year ago, drank all the beer & wine, then turned in the cans & bottles for recycling, the REFUND you would have had is $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to Drink heavily and recycle.




November 21st, 2008 at 10:21 am
not a bad idea but hope i wont drink them all myself