
I dread to think what the normal toilets are like!

So thats what its there for! Not quite a beer belly….more a giant brandy belly.

Born in Madrid, Spain on the 15th of November 1983 as Fernando Verdasco Carmona. Fernando is currently the second-highest ranked Spanish tennis player and ranked number 11 in the world. He started playing tennis at the age of 2 and had a full time coach at the tender age of 4.

I thought that Sports Relief comedy sketch that James Corden made for last nights TV appeal was great. The clip started off at the BBC Sports Personality of the Year Awards, which were held in Sheffield back in December 2009.
James, aka Smithy from Gavin and Stacey, was announced as Coach of the Year, He stood up to recieve his award and they played the usual clips of his work on the large screen.
The clip started out with Gary Linekar announcing Smithy as coach of the year. We then see Jenson Button getting out of his formula 1 car and an emotional Smithy giving him a huge hug to celebrate the win, it then goes to the top of a diving board where you see 15 year Tom Daley getting ready to dive with Coach Smithy.
Next came the best bit (well I would say that wouldn’t I?) the clip skips to a hotel room where David Beckham dressed in a bath robe is getting his nails manicured by Smithy, who we later see in the bath together reading a book, then in bed wearing matching pajamas watching the wedding of Kylie and Jason in neighbours, both are very emotional.
I thought I would celebrate this years St Patricks Day the only way I know how…….By staring into the gorgeous eyes of the sexiest Irishman who ever walked this earth.
Yes you guessed it! It’s a new Jonathan Rhys Meyers Photoshoot. Don’t you just love him?

Born Robert Thomas Pattinson on the 13th of May 1986 in London. Robert Pattinson the English actor, model and musician attended Tower House School. He is now known worldwide for his part as the super handsome Edward Cullen in the film adaptation of Twilight, a novel by Stephenie Meyer as well as for playing the role of Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. He is, of course, multi talented as he plays guitar and piano, and composes his own music.
Named one of the “Sexiest Men Alive” in 2008 and 2009 by People magazine and “Sexiest Man Alive” In 2009, in a poll conducted by Glamour Magazine. GQ magazine have also named him as Britain’s “Best Dressed Man” of 2010, stating, “Extremely elegant and inspiring, the true essence of a contemporary man.”Adding further to the list of acclaims he was named one of Vanity Fair’s “Top Hollywood Earners of 2009″ with earnings of $18 million in 2009.
Without any further ado, I will continue with the theme of “Sexiest Men Alive” here is he:

Having recieved a Tom Tom One IQ Routes, sat nav for my birthday this year I have messed about with all the different voice setting ranging from Arabic to Italian. At the moment I have the genius Homer Simpson guiding me around from a-b. This got me thinking, which are the best celebrity voices for your Tom Tom?
1: Snoop Dogg
The American gangster rapper lets you know the directions with his West Coast shizzle bizzle. As Snoop himself says “Ride round with voice of a real superhero Dogg” and “Chuuch on da move yall” instuctions such as “Sharp left, yeah, so fly” let you know exactly which way to go. There is apparently some adult content.
2: Homer Simpson
The yellow man himself guides you around the streets, as you arrive he congratulates you with the phrase “You have reached your destination and you can hold your head up high cos you are a genius”, he could also get excited trying to find an icecream and occasionally sarcastically reminds you that “A thank you would be nice”.
3: Elvis
The king himself musically lets you know which way to turn, as he sings directions to you complete with live band intervals after each direction and the prominent voice of Mr Elvis Presley telling you “Elvis has left the car, Thankyou and goodnight” as you reach your destination.
It’s great to see Robbie back in action. As he has said himself, he is not the best singer in the world, but he is a major showman. I just love him. After just watching him perform a medley of his greatest hits live at The Brits 2010, he looks amazing, and he “in the words of the X Factor judges” owned the stage. He did actually sing live, unlike Cheryl Cole who’s lip-synching was no where near the soundtrack, either that or my Sky+ box was really playing up….if that was the reason then I do apologise Cheryl!
Anyway back to Robbie who was awarded with the Mastercard lifetime achievement award, have mentioned how great he looked?
LOL.
Here he is in a clip from Capital FM talking to Margarita Taylor and the Bassman ahead of the glittering ceremony at Earl’s Court. He mentions that he will only be staying at the after show party for 15 minutes as he will be rushing home to watch the Man UTD vs AC Milan match which he is recording.